I used to enjoy a rather obscure sitcom called The High Life; it had Alan Cumming in it (Boris from Goldeneye, or the blue guy from one of the X-Men movies, amongst other things). It concerned the misadventures of the bored cabin crew and airport staff of a small Scottish airline, Air Scotia. It had a catchy theme tune...

One of the episodes I remember best saw the main characters create an act to enter the national competition to represent the country at the Eurovision Song Contest...

Inexplicably, someone clearly thought this would be a Good Idea in reality. Namely, "Scooch" and the Great British voting public.

But the original song was better. It was called "Piff Paff Poff", I think...